What Not To Say To A Pregnant Lady

1. First rule, don’t tell her she’s fat. Any woman even the non pregnant ones do not like to be called FAT.
2. “You gained weight” is the milder approach than rule number one. So do not say it. She’s baking a 7 pound or more live human inside her belly. What’s your excuse?
3. Don’t tell her that her neck and underarm are dark. This is very common to theprobinsyana mother in laws and relatives. Please, do not say that. It’s the hormones. It’s very impolite.
4. Don’t tell her “I hope it’s a girl/boy this time.” It’s not your baby so hush!
5. Do not tell her that her tummy is too big. Again, it’s a 7 pound or more live human inside. She knows that already.
6. Do not rub her belly if you are not a close friend or relative! Even if you are, always ask first!
7. Do not say she looks prettier when pregnant. I still can’t figure if it’s a compliment or an insult or you’re just being polite. It’s not polite. Just say she looks prettier or better. Period!
8. Do not tell me to eat well. I always eat well enough, I don’t have for skinny diets even when I was skinny. It’s like you’re telling me I’m irresponsible.
9. Do not call her lazy. Pregnant women are always sleepy. (How I wish men could get pregnant too so they’ll know how it feels)