Sway

Me: waaaaaaah that song! I fell in love with hubby because of that song!!!

Tiffany: Why? Was that the song playing when you had sex?

Me: I don’t play music when I have sex Tiff, it distracts me. I bet that’s what you do.

Tiffany: No, I turn the TV’s volume louder instead.

Me: To cover the moaning? Wait, I don’t think you moan. I think you howl.

Tiffany: Whatever.

I think I know now why fornication starts at the office. People at work always talk about sex. Like it's the only thing they know or what really matters to them. Poor things.