I Miss My Desk

This was my last office desk and I’m missing it all over again..

On my desk:

1. My monitor. A picture of Migue is always on display. This is where I see everything and spy on anyone (except those who had their Remote Desktop disabled). Hahaha Sadly I didn’t get an iMac.

2. Migue’s little pocket bear. I brought it to the office to remind me of his scent. Pee wee scent.

3. Another of Migue’s little pocket bear to remind me of him.

4. My Western Wats tumbler. It was difficult to part with it. I really don’t know why. It drips when I drink from it, yet I choose to use it still.

5. I almost got into trouble with my swastika symbol. I pinned it there as a copy for my tattoo. It didn’t cross my mind that my employer was a German and I could get terminated much earlier if that thing was found by him. Good thing it was just another German who found it and questioned me about it. He asked “Do you know what that symbol means?” So I went on explaining and he made no comment. I don’t think I was retrenched because of that.

6. A smaller pic of Migue

7. The phone. I hate answering it especially if Matt calls and Tristan isn’t around.

8. A pocket book. This shows that my job was indeed relaxing.

9. A face powder. Needed to check the t-zone from time to time and make sure it wasn’t shiny.

10. Is Tristan’s coffee cream which he took from the pantry so he can gorge it all by himself.

11. ELBA. Where I keep my reports for people who were to be reported loafing, people surfing porn, people watching porn, people opening non business related websites. Yes, some people can’t wait to get home to watch their porn. Their excuse, “we need it to be creative” i think it was Ryan who said that..hahah

12. Mac mini. I love Mac. Wish I could’ve snuck it inside my bag and have the blame on Allan B.

I miss the corporate life.